Tuesday, April 01, 2008

FAT jokes

I love FAT jokes:
You are so fat, you show up on radar.
You are so fat you were baptized at Sea World.
You are so fat you make free willy look like a goldfish.
Your mama is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.
Your momma is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your mama is so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already world-wide.
You are so fat, when you go to a resturant, you look at the menu and say "okay!"
Your mama is so fat, she got a donut and returned it, complaining about the hole.
Your mama is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama is so fat, the national weather service gives names to her farts.

4 comments:

  1. NU sunt funny, crede un tip care a fost nu FAT, ci OBEZ pana la 20 de ani.

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  2. Anonymous1:59 AM

    Sunt funny, crede un tip slab.

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  3. "Fanii" :) de la un tip aproape huge :))

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  4. Anonymous6:31 PM

    funneh, poate foarte funneh, dar cam hurtful în anumite situaţii (de la un tip slăbuţ)

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