Thursday, January 22, 2009

Elevator jokes

CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly. SAY -DING at each floor. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

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