Daca n-ar fi diferenta de inaltime, eu unul nu m-as prinde care-i EMO-boy si care-i EMO-girl! Important e ca pentru oricine de pe lumea asta exista o pereche! 
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Un cuplu fericit
Daca n-ar fi diferenta de inaltime, eu unul nu m-as prinde care-i EMO-boy si care-i EMO-girl! Important e ca pentru oricine de pe lumea asta exista o pereche! Rambo IV
Rambo I, II si III sunt filme de referinta, toate trei au facut valuri la vremea lor iar trailerul de la Rambo IV m-a convins sa ma duc la cinema sa-l vad dar am descoperit un Rambo pensionat care nici macar nu-si arata muschii si se chinuie sa-si spuna cele 7 replici din care 4 sunt "arghhh errr go home!". Filmul e plin de clisee si bineinteles ca nu lipseste rana de la umar! Sunt si cateva faze tari: ii smulge unuia beregata cu mana iar altuia ii zboara capul cu o sageata trasa din arcul magic! plus finalul filmului cand ciuruieste vreo 800 de badguys cu o mitraliera foarte jmechera, pe care surprinzator o reincarca o data.
Where the hell?...
Ca sa intelegi mai bine cum gandeste cineva (sau in cazul nostru ceva) trebuie doar sa te pui in locul lui si sa incerci sa privesti din perspectiva lui sau sa te gandesti cum ai rectiona tu in locul lui. Eu fac asta! mai ales cand nu gasesc telecomanda! :))))Wednesday, January 30, 2008
SHOWTIME la clubu' din colt
Miercuri 30 ianuarie0ra 21:00
intrare: 10 RON, rezervari la 0730.102.202
The CORNER Club (str Visarion nr. 25 -
de la Romana, un pic mai sus, spre Victoriei, pe strada cu secţia 1 Poliţie)
An inconvennient truth
Adevarul care nu ne convine este INCALZIREA GLOBALA, fenomen despre care am aflat foarte multe in filmul lui Al Gore, fostul canditat la presedentia SUA care s-a dedicat rezolvarii acestei probleme. Documentarul e foarte bine realizat si bazandu-se pe studii stiintifice si date concrete, explica cum a evoluat planeta noastra de-a lungul timpului, cum a intervenit omul si ce se va intampla daca se continua in acest fel.
What is global warming?
Carbon dioxide and other gases warm the surface of the planet naturally by trapping solar heat in the atmosphere. This is a good thing because it keeps our planet habitable. However, by burning fossil fuels such as coal, gas and oil and clearing forests we have dramatically increased the amount of carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere and temperatures are rising.
The vast majority of scientists agree that global warming is real, it’s already happening and that it is the result of our activities and not a natural occurrence. The evidence is overwhelming and undeniable.
We’re already seeing changes. Glaciers are melting, plants and animals are being forced from their habitat, and the number of severe storms and droughts is increasing.
What is global warming?Carbon dioxide and other gases warm the surface of the planet naturally by trapping solar heat in the atmosphere. This is a good thing because it keeps our planet habitable. However, by burning fossil fuels such as coal, gas and oil and clearing forests we have dramatically increased the amount of carbon dioxide in the Earth’s atmosphere and temperatures are rising.
The vast majority of scientists agree that global warming is real, it’s already happening and that it is the result of our activities and not a natural occurrence. The evidence is overwhelming and undeniable.
We’re already seeing changes. Glaciers are melting, plants and animals are being forced from their habitat, and the number of severe storms and droughts is increasing.
Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb. If the vast majority of the world's scientists are right, we have just ten years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tail-spin of epic destruction involving extreme weather, floods, droughts, epidemics and killer heat waves beyond anything we have ever experienced.There is no doubt we can solve this problem. In fact, we have a moral obligation to do so. Small changes to your daily routine can add up to big differences in helping to stop global warming. The time to come together to solve this problem is now – TAKE ACTION
You have the power to make a difference. Small changes to your daily routine can add up to big changes in helping to stop global warming.mai multe despre An Inconvenient Truth - www.climatecrisis.net
participa si tu - www.stopglobalwarming.org
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
O noua descoperire
Cum sa zici asa ceva?!? :))))) Bursuk e autorul!PS: era intr-adevar foooarte bootylicious domnisoara!
Back again
Nu mai fusesem la Session de cateva saptamani bune dar cu toate astea unul dintre bodyguarzi m-a tinut minte. Ma simt onorat!Friday, January 25, 2008
Bine ai venit in Bucuresti!
Imi place orasul meu! Imi plac strazile inguste cu masini parcate una peste alta! Imi plac blocurile gri, mohorate si toate la fel! Imi plac parcurile vara! Imi plac cladirile vechi din centru care stau sa se darame! Imi plac bulevardele aglomerate si pline de lumini! Imi plac sirenele! Imi plac locurile unde se asculta muzica, se bea si se danseaza, imi plac noptile lungi dupa care nu pot sa zic decat EH! dar mai ales imi plac oamenii: imi plac blondele fitzoase care merg in mall, imi plac soferii care injura, imi place pustimea de la TNB si Romana, imi plac cocalarii care asculta Florin Salam la telefon in metrou, imi plac domnisoarele dupa care intorci capul pe strada si strigi "doamnelor!", imi plac bodyguarzii care nu te lasa sa intri in El Comandante pentru ca esti prea beat, imi plac taximetristii care te fac sa razi, imi plac vanzatorii plictisiti si politistii care te intreaba ce faci aici la ora asta? Imi place lumea care fumeaza pe strada! Imi place Bucuresti!Orasul meu - Honey
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Specii
N-oi fi eu cel mai frumos om de pe pamant dar de multe ori asa ma simt! Mai ales cand merg cu metroul si descopar in fiecare zi noi specii de oameni. Nu vreau sa fiu rau dar trebuie sa recunosc ca ma bufneste rasu' cand imi aleg victimele pe care le desenez:
PS: Da, Alexandra, ti-am furat expresia! (iiiic)
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Misoginistic
4 ways to satisfy a man: by Dave Chapelle
1. suck his dick 2. play with his balls
3. make him a sandwich
4. don't talk so much
Nu ca as fi de acord cu el dar ar trebui sa scrie o carte despre asta care sa fie distribuita gratuit prin licee, facultati, saloane de infrumusetare, baruri, cluburi etc
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
He's baaaaack
Cosul meu preferat s-a intors! Si-a schimbat putin pozitia dar eu stiu ca tot EL e! My arch enemy - The BIG ZIT!!!(gata, i-am facut si lui categorie!)
label: the big zit (click aici)
Public Transport
Ati observat vreodata persoane carora n-ar trebui sa li se permita sa mearga cu mijloacele de transport in comun? De mult sustin introducerea unei limite de greutate dar nimeni nu ma asculata!!!Sunday, January 20, 2008
SCC - banner
Daca va place SCC si propaganda coolcatistapuneti banner-ul pe paginile voastre! ACUM!
<a href=http://smokingcoolcat.blogspot.com/><img src=http://www.bnet.hollmag.eu/images/prezentare2a.jpg width=150 height=143 border=0> </a>
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Pick up line
Signs You’ll Get Lucky:1. She buys you a drink: If she offers to buy you a drink, it is a clear indication that she is confident and goes after what she wants.
2. She touches you: Body language is the key to knowing whether or not a woman is into you.
3. She compliments you: Women aren’t the only ones who enjoy compliments; men like their egos fed too -- a trick most women know.
4. She’s making eye contact: Maintaining prolonged eye contact with you during your conversation shows that she likes what she sees and isn’t afraid to explore it further.
5. She lets you touch her: If she’s touching you, take that as an invite to return the favor.
6. She leans in: When talking to someone they’re not interested in, both men and women ensure to maintain their personal space so the other person doesn’t get the wrong idea.
7. She shares private details: A woman won’t open up to just anyone; she needs to feel comfortable and safe with the person she divulges personal information to.
8. She starts talking dirty: If she starts engaging in a sexual conversation with you -- she tells you what she likes, she asks you what you like, she tells you about past experiences, etc. -- you can be sure that she’s flirting with you in the hopes of taking your relationship to the next level.
2. She touches you: Body language is the key to knowing whether or not a woman is into you.
3. She compliments you: Women aren’t the only ones who enjoy compliments; men like their egos fed too -- a trick most women know.
4. She’s making eye contact: Maintaining prolonged eye contact with you during your conversation shows that she likes what she sees and isn’t afraid to explore it further.
5. She lets you touch her: If she’s touching you, take that as an invite to return the favor.
6. She leans in: When talking to someone they’re not interested in, both men and women ensure to maintain their personal space so the other person doesn’t get the wrong idea.
7. She shares private details: A woman won’t open up to just anyone; she needs to feel comfortable and safe with the person she divulges personal information to.
8. She starts talking dirty: If she starts engaging in a sexual conversation with you -- she tells you what she likes, she asks you what you like, she tells you about past experiences, etc. -- you can be sure that she’s flirting with you in the hopes of taking your relationship to the next level.
mult mai multe pe http://uk.askmen.com/
Friday, January 18, 2008
Get them while they're young!
Daca as avea cate un banut pentru toate pustoaicele care as fi putut sa le iau de mici si sa le cresc... n-as fi prea bogat! :)))
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Sokerinii
Leapsa primita de la Dianna - Baloane de sapun si maerge mai departe la: Trancer, Cos si SimonaTrebuie sa spun cinci din cele mai folosite expresii ale mele:
1. Sokeres mah? (Sokerini? sau ce sokerezi? adica ce faci)
2. Nu-i adevarat!
3. Nu eu!
4. Esti nebun?
5. Cine? Cum? Cand? si mai ales de ce?
Shukar Collective - Malademna
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Despre sedinte
Cu cat avansam in cariera cu atat timpul alocat sedintelor creste.Sedintele inseamna timp iar timpul inseamna bani!
Tipuri de sedinte:
1. de brainstorming
2. informationale
3. decizionale
Inainte de orice intalnire trebuie stabilite clar: tipul ei, obiectivele si punctele de discutie. Durata maxima a unei sedinte eficiente nu trebuie sa depaseasca 45 min pentru ca asta e perioada de concentrare peste media a unui adult!
sursa: revista The MARKETER
Shopping
Nu-i de mirare ca fetele sunt atat de fashioniste cand peste tot sunt numai magazine de fete pline de haine, pantofi, genti, accesorii, toate formele, modelele si culorile posibile si imposibile. E o adevarata placere sa mergi cu o fata la cumparaturi!MEK boy
"De la modul de preparare şi până la cel de depozitare, totul indică faptul că ar trebui să evităm pe cât posibil să luăm masa într-un restaurant fast food. Înainte de a ajunge pe masă, în faţa noastră, alimentele sunt deshidratate, congelate sau îmbuteliate, pentru a părea că sunt proaspete. Aceste procesări fură atât valorile nutritive, cât şi gustul natural al mâncărurilor. Cu toate acestea, gustul şi parfumul acestor produse este asigurat prin aportul de arome alimentare, nimic altceva decât nişte compuşi chimici care, chiar dacă nu dăunează în momentul ingerării lor, devin extrem de periculoşi când sunt consumaţi sistematic, timp îndelungat."sursa: http://www.ecomagazin.ro/vrajeala-mortala-din-produsele-fast-food/
The High and Mighty - Fast Food Nation
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Ninge cu brazi!
Craciunul a trecut si romanul, gospodar din fire, isi face curatenie in casa asa ca ce rost are sa se chinuie cu bradu' in lift sau, mai grav pe scari, ca sa-l duca la ghena cand poate sa-l arunce direct pe geam?!? Efort minim, rezultate maxime: deschizi geamu' si HOP a disparut bradu'! Oare cat respect au acesti oameni pentru cei din jurul lor?CIVILIZATI-VA ODATA!!!
Ooopsy
Inevitabilul s-a intamplat! Plimbandu-ma pe strada si admirand frumusetile naturii, mi-am vazut deodata picioarele in aer... timpul parca a stat in loc si am avut timp sa ma intreb ce se intampla, sa observ ca am tenesii cam murdari si apoi sa realizez ca am alunecat pe gheata - toate astea inainte sa aterizez! Am scapat o injuratura dupa care m-am adunat frumos de pe jos, m-am scuturat si am plecat mai departe, ignorand rasetele care se auzeau de la distanta.Monday, January 14, 2008
Nas is like
Cu ocazia sarbatoririi grasanului in Expirat am stabilit un nou record personal de shot-uri de tequila comandate o singura data. Din pacate nu erau toate pentru mine dar ala nu a fost singurul drum la bar. He he!PS: am auzit ca am ajuns acasa pe la 7 dimineata!
Saturday, January 12, 2008
La nebuni
Bogdan (adica www.lanebuni.ro) isi ia zborul spre meleaguri straine si cu ocazia asta i-am facut un desen de adio!F F F F F FRIIIIIG
E mult prea frig afara dar cu toate astea lumea isi face nevoile in strada, in plina zi, PE MINUS 117 GRADE !!! Tipul pe care l-am vazut ieri facand asta cred totusi ca n-a avut incotro si oricum parea ca sufera! Eu unul n-as face asta nici daca m-ai plati, mai degraba as folosi ca sursa alternativa de caldura! (adica as face pe mine) :))))