"This is an internet-comic (a comic that is on the internet).
It is updated once every harvest moon. Or, after an especially bountiful harvest, weekly. Maybe Wednesday.
My name is James Squires and I live in Wellington, New Zealand and I draw terrible pictures and put them on the internet. You can contact me via electronic mail at firstname.lastname@example.org or send me a “twitter”. If I ever get asked questions frequently I’ll make a Frequently Asked Questions section. I quite like those."